free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in New York

When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, “I would like to see one of the zoos in America.”

To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the zoo. While they were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the gorilla cage, one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed the Czech whole.

Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situation and ask the zoo keeper what he planned to do. The zoo keeper asked the man, “Okay, which gorilla did it? Was it the male or the female?”

Pointing out the female as the culprit, the zoo keeper then opened up the mouth of the female, looked inside, but found no signs of the Czech.

With which the man from New York shrugged and said, “Guess the Czech is in the male.”

3 responses to “One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in New York”

  1. lokoston Avatar

    Better yet. The punch line could be better if you end like this: he point to the male but the zookeeper shots the female. When the New Yorker screams that he got the wrong one, the zookeeper responds: “I never believe when they tell me that the czcheck is in the male”.

  2. kajinek Avatar

    Regardless of which gorilla did it, it was Czech-mate for our guy. Also.. as an OG Czechoslovakian, I appreciate this joke.

  3. WankerBott Avatar

    I do believe we have found a valid excuse for punching someone in the face…

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