With just the tip.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.
29 responses to “Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.”
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It was sweet of her to make you feel like it was big enough
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Whenever I give them 50%, they always loudly proclaim, “Oh, that’s just too much!”
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Hopefully you never ask them to split the tip between Bills
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No wonder they’re always checking you out.
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Really? Some of mine have complained that the tip wasn’t big enough.
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I’ll never be able to eat in a restaurant ever again.
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And waiter.
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Show her you’re nuts. ( not a typo)
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I made my boss happy today.
By doing my job.
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Waitresses also appreciate how I play my part to help clean up a little when I’m done.
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Not sure they were actually satisfied – after all, what can they really say if there’s not all much down there *other than* the tip?
(Not trying to bone-shame, just saying…)
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Pretty sure you’re supposed to pay the whole check
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Legend
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My coworker has said this to me.
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It’s hard to overstate their satisfaction.
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As a 55 year old woman with only 2 years of English-knowing experience it took a while getting the joke, funny one, but you cheeky child, you! 😀
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I’m sure at least one of them was lying when she said you satisfied her. Balance restored.
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Ask her about the menu please
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6/10
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Unreal banter on here.
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Ha I like that
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Reminded me of that joke about the customer asking for the menu.
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“Thank God, he’s gone.”
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You were awesome!
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You forgot to write : “Well I’m not braggin, I’m just sayin”
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How big is the tip?
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You’re not my supervisor!
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Can I ask about the men you please?
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Reposts are stupid, just don’t.
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