Man walks up to the employee and says “Yeah, I would like uhhh…the Polish sausage.” The employee kinda chuckles and says “Polish sausage, you must be Polish?” The man now angry yells ” HEY, JUST CAUSE I ORDERED A POLISH SAUSAGE DON’T MAKE ME POLISH! IF I ORDERED FRENCH FRIES DOES THST MAKE ME FRENCH, IF I ORDER SWEDISH MEATBALLS DOES THAT MAKE ME SWEDISH, IF I ORDERED A CUBAN SANDWICH DOES THAT MAKE ME CUBAN? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO THINK I’M POLISH CAUSE I ORDERED A POLISH SAUSAGE, CAUSE I’M NOT POLISH!” The employee: ” Sir, this is a hardware store.”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Norm McDonald Joke: A man walks up and orders food.
21 responses to “Norm McDonald Joke: A man walks up and orders food.”
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It’s so much better when you read it with Norm’s voice & cadence in your head. Lol.
RIP Norm
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A blonde walks into a library and says, “I would like a chicken ceasar salad, a sweet tea and a slice of key lime pie”
The librarian says to the blonde, “Im sorry miss, but this is a library …..”
The blonde whispers, “Oh, im so sorry, can I get a chicken ceasar salad, a sweet tea and a slice of key lime pie?”
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His humor was so dry. He will be missed.
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Him telling it is the best. Didn’t look into him until after he passed. I can watch clips of him for hours and laugh my ass off. Unbelievably funny
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Here my local [large scale chain hardware and home goods store] has a concession stand right outside the front door, and the polish hot dogs are top notch. Without knowing the joke I just assumed it was indeed a hardware store. Weird how it works out sometimes.
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But does he have a dog house?
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[ Dirty Johnny](https://youtu.be/GskNV_XRZvU)
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It’s really missing Norm staring at you for 30 seconds after the punch line
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Its a reskinned blond joke.
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I don’t get it
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One time at the McDonald’s I work somebody tried telling us that he paid for the wrong order, and handed us a Jason’s Deli receipt. We laughed out loud, and told him, and then we all laughed together. Yeah
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Another is “how many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
“The question cannot be answered because polish people are so fucking stupid that no amount of them can complete this simple task.”
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s
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This reminds me of that national tragedy.
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Saw him live in a small college theater a 10ish years ago. He got on a spontaneous roll that went for almost an hour over his time. He just kept telling his crew to stop flashing the light at him …its distracting. Lol
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Confirmed that it was Norm? I have been saying this joke for about 30 years.
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Know it well
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”He says”
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You dirty dog!
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It’s a good joke, but I think you messed it up a bit.
The guy goes to and says “hi I want to buy a sausage.
The guy behind the counter then says “polish sausage?”
Then the other guy starts to get angry
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This one disappointed me when I heard it, because I’ve known that joke since the early 80s.
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