And the universe hears your boast and sends a single, mildly irritated canadian goose.
And three or more crows might even murder me.
Good thing it was a Toucan and not a cockatoo. You would’ve been fucked then.
Recommended weapon: One stone.
What about a flock of seagulls?
What did the tropical bird say when the monkey stole his fruit?
Toucan play at that game.
OP has experience with a cockatoo.
What the duck ?
I know of a bird that prolly can
False. A single cassowary will absolutely defeat you and ruin your day.
Spoiler tag? Maybe look up the word spoiler before you choose that tag next time.
I had a goose chase me on a few occasions if it would’ve caught me who knows what could’ve happened
What about two with one stone?
Reminds me of yesterday when I went out front to cut the dead blooms off rose bushes. I walk out and these idk what kind of small birds have decided our front stoop is their home. This bird flies in front of my face. Out of arms reach and, like, bows up on me making this “threatening” sound! It kept flying toward me fast, then backing up. I was *shocked*!!
So I made a fast move towards it and it flew off. I’ve got my gloves on, clippers in hand. He came back and did it again! Even though I didn’t want to be mean, I had to get the hose out to keep from being harassed by these little birds that were acting like they wanted to fight me!
Ended up getting my motion/noise activated clown out of the Halloween stuff and putting him on the front stoop. True story!
They will flock you up
An ostrich can take you. It takes like three guys just to fuck one.
Because we share in defeating you!
LE TOUCAN IS HERE
This post is way less funny after you remember ratites exist
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