free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

My wife took her shirt and bra off during an argument, which I was winning.

It was a booby trap.


16 responses to “My wife took her shirt and bra off during an argument, which I was winning.”

  1. thealbinorhino504 Avatar
    thealbinorhino504

    Booby trap backwards is party boob. That’s all I’m here to say.

  2. ppardee Avatar
    ppardee

    My wife and I set a timer every time we get into an argument. Once a minute, we have to take off an article of clothing.

    After 2 or 3 minutes, we forget what we’re arguing about. It’s a win-win situation, but it makes arguing at the in-laws pretty awkward for them

  3. Bloodfart3000 Avatar
    Bloodfart3000

    This is the breast joke I’ve seen all day. Bra-vo!

  4. ElvisesKebab Avatar
    ElvisesKebab

    After that manoeuvre you lost all support, just like her boobs did

  5. toselydome Avatar
    toselydome

    i thought you were gonna say “she had two excellent points”

  6. rocknutty Avatar
    rocknutty

    She went from a 36 D to a 36 long.

  7. turncoatmormon Avatar
    turncoatmormon

    I’m going to repost this joke to milk every last drop from the karma teat.

  8. peter-forward Avatar
    peter-forward

    Works every time.

  9. Waitsfornoone Avatar
    Waitsfornoone

    Funny how the tide can turn.

  10. chrome_slinky Avatar
    chrome_slinky

    More of that and the divorce rate would drop markedly.

  11. cool_kitty_cat Avatar
    cool_kitty_cat

    It’s a slippery slope logic

  12. cogginscx Avatar
    cogginscx

    /r/ihavesex

  13. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    Too bad you weren’t *knitting* at the time…

    …because *that* would have been “*tit for tat”*

  14. AE_WILLIAMS Avatar
    AE_WILLIAMS

    Did it smell like a mons Calamari?

  15. JuryBorn Avatar
    JuryBorn

    No she just wanted to keep you abreast of the situation.

  16. AnticrombieTop Avatar
    AnticrombieTop

    Tet Offensive

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