It was a booby trap.
just open your fucking mouth ;p
It was a booby trap.
Booby trap backwards is party boob. That’s all I’m here to say.
My wife and I set a timer every time we get into an argument. Once a minute, we have to take off an article of clothing.
After 2 or 3 minutes, we forget what we’re arguing about. It’s a win-win situation, but it makes arguing at the in-laws pretty awkward for them
This is the breast joke I’ve seen all day. Bra-vo!
After that manoeuvre you lost all support, just like her boobs did
i thought you were gonna say “she had two excellent points”
She went from a 36 D to a 36 long.
I’m going to repost this joke to milk every last drop from the karma teat.
Works every time.
Funny how the tide can turn.
More of that and the divorce rate would drop markedly.
It’s a slippery slope logic
/r/ihavesex
Too bad you weren’t *knitting* at the time…
…because *that* would have been “*tit for tat”*
Did it smell like a mons Calamari?
No she just wanted to keep you abreast of the situation.
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