free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

My wife told me to improve on my foreplay technique.

Needless to say, I went golfing straight away.

4 responses to “My wife told me to improve on my foreplay technique.”

  1. ziksy9 Avatar

    She was pissed when I came back from practice…

  2. gogoflowerrangers Avatar

    I was asked if I wanted to play in a threesome earlier today. If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time id just call my parents.

  3. JennyAndAlex Avatar

    When I got home I found her with another man’s wood in her hands.

  4. peter-forward Avatar

    It’s not good if you keep missing the hole.

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