Apparently, “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”
9 responses to “My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.””
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My wife said, “pick names for a threesome.” I didn’t know she expected to be included
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My wife once asked me if I’d move on after she passed and I said probably.
Wife: Would she move into our house?
Me: Yes of course, it’s a nice house.
Wife: Would you share our bed?
Me: Yes, it’s a nice bed.
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Me: No, she’s left handed….
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My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to give my new golf clubs to your new wife” I said, “Thanks for the offer but she’s a leftie,”
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My wife’s “free pass” is Bruce Willis. Mine is that new young Wal Mart checkout girl with the gigantic tiddies. But what are the chances I’ll run into her?
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Unfortunately “Anything” doesn’t include a runny nose either
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You’re quite the comedian
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Wasnt expecting that?
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ugh /r/boomershumor is leaking.
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