I asked her “Why?!?”
Wife: “You keep making stupid Transformers jokes…”
Me: “Please don’t leave, I can change!”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
My wife said she wants to break up with me
7 responses to “My wife said she wants to break up with me”
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Wife: “It’s time to roll out!”
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She said you need to be more Optimus, prime
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Babe, please, there’s so much more to me than meets the eye!
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Me: “If you’re tired of it, axle me nicely, and I can take a brake from the yokes”
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She actually was ready to leave me for another guy, and I couldn’t help but to let her know that «One Shall Stand, and One Shall Fall!».
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Heh
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But without another word, my little hypocritical GTO revved her engine and then drove down the stairs and out of my life…
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