Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
20 responses to “My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.”
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You should have minded your own bees whack.
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So is she allergic to bees? Or shovels?
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
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Don’t ever hit your significant other with a shovel.
It leaves a bad impression on her mind…
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My wife is allergic to bees. Somehow she got stung in the brain by one and it started itching. The only way she could scratch it was to think of sandpaper.
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At least she didn’t stepped on it
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Did she call the home office and say, ooowww
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” my wife stepped on a bee”
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Wait, you said you hit the bee, so who stung her?
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Nice joke. I dig it
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The bees are getting worse!. I even heard the neighbors dog stepped on a bee!
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Lololl
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Such a murderous joke.
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What a buzz kill
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If I were you, I’d bee ready to hide Bee for she comes back, just in case
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My dog stepped on a bee ?
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It bees that way sometimes.
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“My wife got stung by a bee” *insert attempt at making a sad face*
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Could’ve been a contact side effect of the bee in close proximity of the steppage… But who knows
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Wait wait wait. If she was stung and then he hit her anyways to kill it, then she isn’t lucky. Lucky implies he prevented the sting!!!
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