free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

My wife demanded I had something that went 0-200 in less than 6 seconds in the driveway for here birthday.

Mrphoton8

She woke up to find a scale.


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6 responses to “My wife demanded I had something that went 0-200 in less than 6 seconds in the driveway for here birthday.”

  1. Mrphoton8 Avatar
    Mrphoton8

    I cannot even spell “her” right. Gotta triple check spelling next time.

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  2. Max_Seven_Four Avatar
    Max_Seven_Four

    And now OP is sleeping in the couch!

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  3. Bouhg69 Avatar
    Bouhg69

    Dang

    Shots fired

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  4. RecalcitrantHuman Avatar
    RecalcitrantHuman

    Nice

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  5. Bright-Amphibian6681 Avatar
    Bright-Amphibian6681

    Ha. Idk why it made me laugh so much. But this is one of the funnier ones I’ve read in a while. Bravo.

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  6. doitroz Avatar
    doitroz

    That won’t get her far

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