She will kill me if she finds out.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
My girlfriend is a pornstar.
38 responses to “My girlfriend is a pornstar.”
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/49in74/my_girlfriend_is_a_pornstar/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/azmf7m/my_girlfriend_is_a_pornstar/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/97jf2u/my_wife_is_a_world_famous_pornstar/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/9ti284/my_ex_girlfriend_turned_out_to_be_an_internet/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/32g53g/my_girlfriend_is_a_pornstar/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3rs3j9/my_girlfriend_is_a_pornstar/
I’m sure there are more but I got bored after a while.
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If she finds out she’s a pornstar, or that she’s your girlfriend?
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The young couple living next door to me have released a sex tape.
Of course, they don’t know it, yet.
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I know the joke, I get the joke. I still hate the joke.
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r/twosentencehorror
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Two sentence horror story
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r/ConfessionsFromFelons
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Hey, this week was my turn!
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OP reposted so that his karma will go up a quarter of a percent.
Michael, let’s make that karma go down and take enough out so we don’t ever have to comment again!
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Maybe you should share a link and let us decide if she is a “star”
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Lol this was every guy I dated growing up!
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Booooooo
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I thought maybe she hadn’t actually met you yet.
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What camera do you use ?
And what editing software ?Also tell me her name so I can avoid it.
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Lol it’s a shame the same joke got less than 100 upvotes 6 years ago. Are pornstars more relevant today?
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Insert joke about Onlyfans.
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You think that’s bad? Wait until your wife finds out.
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r/holUp
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Christ this subreddit a real misogyny problem.
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I don’t get it. Please explain
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You can report jokes that are misogynistic or make light of sexual assault, r/jokes is pretty good taking them down
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I don’t get it. If she’s a pornstar, how can she ‘find out’. She should already know then?
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Is the a sub Reddit for dark hummor that this would be more appropriate for?
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Lolllll recording your partner without their knowledge or permission is like omg sooooo funny bro good repost
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I thought it went.
-she doesn’t know it yet
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I don’t get it. If she’s a pornstar, how can she ‘find out’. She should already know then?
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(Just saying but I’ve heard Anthony Jeselnik doing the exact same joke)
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at least give her some money from the site
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I don’t get it
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predestination
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Yeah we all know
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Bro link? Fast
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Lol it’s been a while since I had a head scratcher.
Huh? I don’t get…. Oh lol.
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Her name: Hallie Biden
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On a side note.
There is fun stand up from a woman whose boyfriends ex is Stoya. That is a challenge.
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You are fucking the girl which everyone is ready to pay for.
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