She does everyone
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
My ex girlfriend is a really good impressionist
9 responses to “My ex girlfriend is a really good impressionist”
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Mine too. Her favorite is to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.
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except you 🙁
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I *thought* you were going to say she paints everyone using small, visible brushstrokes…
…and *then* she f****s them.
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<groans…pushes ‘up’ button…>
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Mime too
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My ex could do a fantastic impression of someone who hated my guts. The other impressions was quite similar to be fair. She was always doing them!
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… and impresses them deeply!
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My ex girlfriend was a medium and would often demonstrate her clairvoyant and psychokinetic abilities. However, I decided to break up with her when she became an extra large.
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My ex girlfriend was a medium and would often demonstrate her clairvoyant and psychokinetic abilities. However, I decided to break up with her when she became an extra large.
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