free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin Bacon’s phone number

Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy


14 responses to “My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin Bacon’s phone number”

  1. readwiteandblu Avatar
    readwiteandblu

    KB was in Beyond All Boundaries with Brad Pitt and I’m friends with someone who knew Brad before he was famous, so I have a Bacon number of 3.

  2. hungrytiredandbored Avatar
    hungrytiredandbored

    Nice

  3. Nimelennar Avatar
    Nimelennar

    You just need to do some social engineering at one of the universities Bacon has attended.

    The guy has about a half-dozen degrees.

  4. RecalcitrantHuman Avatar
    RecalcitrantHuman

    Isn’t that only 5 degrees?

  5. PokemonGamer2020 Avatar
    PokemonGamer2020

    I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend

  6. LuckyHumanbeing Avatar
    LuckyHumanbeing

    Lol I chuckled.

  7. fermat1432 Avatar
    fermat1432

    Excellent!

  8. onairmastering Avatar
    onairmastering

    KB in City on a Hill is amazing.

  9. Dickcheese-a1 Avatar
    Dickcheese-a1

    Is this guy talking porkies.

  10. Badass-19 Avatar
    Badass-19

    That’s^nice

  11. TornSuit Avatar
    TornSuit

    Weird Al?

  12. pksings Avatar
    pksings

    **You’re related to a guy** who’s related to a guy, who is related, etc

  13. brian_online Avatar
    brian_online

    what do you call a indian taxi?

    RCMP

  14. lazyfrenchman Avatar
    lazyfrenchman

    I’m going to run into kb at the grocery store tomorrow. Does that make me 1 degree? Or do I need to wait till tomorrow?

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