So there’s this old farmer whose really into Egyptian culture and one day he passes away.
It’s his redneck son’s job to bury him so he talks to his wife and says “honey I’m not sure what to do, do I bury or cremate my dad? I think I need a couple days to think about it”
Well a couple days go by and she goes outside and he’s giving oral sex to one of their geese and she says “what in the hell are you doing?!”
And he says “well dad always wanted one of those surc-off-a-gooses”
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