Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
My Boss calls me ‘the computer’
15 responses to “My Boss calls me ‘the computer’”
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My boss calls me “the foreskin”, I disappear when the jobs get hard.
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My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.”
Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as spiderman.
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you are also supposed to make the office more efficient, but in reality, you don’t
* You refuse to follow instructions unless precisely worded
* You distract others from their work
* Everyone blames you for anything that goes wrong -
I thought it was because you gave him several nasty viruses
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My boss calls me the computer because he has to punch the information in.
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My wife calls me ‘microsoft.’
I think because that company is huge.
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I thought it was because whenever you have to do something difficult you start smoking and burn the office down.
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Thought it was because when you stop working, a few smacks gets you working again.
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My girlfriend calls me the computer,because I turn on once she plugs me
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I bet you’re really.easy to turn on though
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My boss calls *me* “the office cop”…
…because I can *never* be found when anyone actually *needs* me.
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You’ve progressively gotten slower, dirtier, unfashionable and faded over the years, but he doesn’t want to get a replacement because of the hassle.
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It’s energy saving, green thinking.. you should ask for a raise
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Lol
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That’s a big mood.
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