free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

my best excuse for any situation.

Sorry i panicked.

Even when it doesnt fit the situation it still works. They laugh and it gets buried.. Why were you late for work.. Sorry i panicked.

2 responses to “my best excuse for any situation.”

  1. Competitive_Ad_2421 Avatar

    I’m gonna steal this from u lol

  2. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    I usually just say, “Hey, isn’t that an A380 crashing into that house across the street?” And when people turn to look, I just run out of the room!

    Works *every* time that I’m going to try it one day!

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