“Is it safe? Is it reliable? Could it kill me?”
But most men I know look at sex like *parking* a car.
“There’s a spot…there’s another spot. Oh, I have to pay? Never mind. Handicapped? I hope no one sees *this*!”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Most women I know look at sex like driving a car.
5 responses to “Most women I know look at sex like driving a car.”
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Sam Morril
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She – ” What a pleasant drive… the journey is certainly half the experience…!”
He – “Hang on – here I come… *I made it!…* Best time *ever!…* oh, sorry honey, don’r worry – I didn’t forget about *you…* So tell me, (*winks*) what did *you* think of my driving…?”
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Is this why parking buildings don’t scare guys also, my big car should fit in that small space although illegal parking will get you in trouble.
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“children only”?
“No one cares, I’ll put it in there”
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Its from Seinfeld
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