Witnesses say he miraculously seems to have survived unscathed, but was visibly shaken.

… I know, I know, probably a very old joke and the punchline can be seen coming from a mile away, but this one is new to me and lands really well when told IRL, especially since he hasn’t been in the limelight for quite some time.

A coworker told this to me with such a good poker face on the setup that I legit thought I was about to learn that Michael J Fox had died, and about died myself when the punchline landed.