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A tourist was introduced to a Native American Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, “What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943? ” The Indian answered, “Eggs. ” The man scoffed, “Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He’s a phony. “Thirteen years later the traveler’s train stopped again in the small New Mexico town, and he saw the same Indian sitting on the train platform. The tourist went up and said jovially, “How! ” The Indian answered, “Scrambled. “

10 responses to “Memory”

  1. Waitsfornoone Avatar

    He has an eggcellent memory.

  2. chicory_root Avatar

    Did you poach this joke from somewhere?

  3. Chyvalri Avatar

    Omelette this one pass cuz it’s pretty good.

  4. drauthlin Avatar

    This has probably been reposted at least a dozen times.

  5. Byting_wolf Avatar

    Yeah, the tourist has a pretty good memory, damn!

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  7. Healthy_Ladder_6198 Avatar

    This one cracked me up.

  8. Spocks-Nephew Avatar

    He say you die Kemosabe.

  9. ScarPride96 Avatar

    I don’t get it

  10. ThePinkTeenager Avatar

    Considering how often people forget what they had for breakfast *yesterday*, I wouldn’t be so quick to make that assumption.

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