little susie says “you know it’s a beautiful day and I don’t want to work anymore, I bet you that I can get the boss to give me the day off”
Little johnny says “oh yeah how you going to do that ?”
She says watch this the boss is coming.
she gets up and hangs herself upside down from the rafters.
The boss comes up and goes what are you doing ?
She says “I’m a light bulb!”
“Your losing it, you should probably take the day off”
So she gets down and starts to walk out and Little johnny was following her
Boss says “Where do you think your going?”
He said do you expect me to work in the fucking dark?