Waitress says, “but there’s only 13 of you”
Jesus says, “yes but we all want to sit on 1 side”
EDIT; supposed to be 26..
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Jesus walks into a restaurant and asks for a table for 23..
46 responses to “Jesus walks into a restaurant and asks for a table for 23..”
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I think your math is a little off
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I think it’s funnier that you fucked up 13*2
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No one said that the Lord was a mathematician…
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Jesus counts as 3, so you’re only off by 1 if that helps.
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“Fine, I’ll allow it for this supper, but this will be the LAST supper!
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Jesus asks for a table for 23 people.
Waitress says, “there’s only 13 of you!”
Jesus says, “yeah, but we’re all gonna sit in the same side!”
Waitress says, “that still doesn’t add up!”
Peter says, “sorry, he can’t count. He once handed fish and bread out to a dozen people and told everybody it was 5,000.”
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Reminds me of the joke Robin Williams made.
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Waitress: here’s all that water you wanted
Jesus: thank you ?
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Your top post of all time will forever be a reminder of how bad you are at math.
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The letter C walks into a restaurant and says she’s having a get together for all her other letter friends, and would like a table for 25. The hostess asks why not 26. “I don’t know y” replies C
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Table for XXVI.
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You had one job
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Upvote so more people can see op’s bad math
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Jesus asks for a table for 23 people.
Waiter says, “I can’t do that, we don’t have a table that large”
Jesus (looks at name tag) says, “Look here Peter, we would like a table for 23”
Peter says, “sorry, sir, I just can’t do that”
Jesus says, “I demand a manager and a table”
Peter says, “I am the manager and there is just no way.”
Jesus and his disciples walks out as Peter denies Jesus 3 times.
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Waiter: Here’s the bill sir.
Jesus: (Stares, facepalms, then slowly massages His temples) Who… Just who ordered wine?
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He sits down and promptly orders a Rusty Nail from the server
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Jesus: come to this side of the table if y’all wanna be in the picture!
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Not only did you [steal Mel Brooks’ joke](https://youtu.be/OBdrd80ora8?t=90) you fucking did it [on his birthday](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Mel-Brooks)
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Jesus, couldn’t even get the joke right.
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Would you like to see the wine menu?
No, water will be fine, thanks.
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That was the “last” time he did that.
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the edit was the funniest part! i lol’ed at that!
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This is the worst version of a joke that already sucks
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A person walks into r/Jokes and tries to tell a joke…
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I mean.. Is there no seats on the sides? 1-13-1-13 is 28 seats.
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Literally a joke from Robin Williams.
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Waitress: they turned water into wine to save on the costs of ordering wine.
Broke loaves and fishes to make more loaves and fishes. The one in charge seemed to think that we would welcome them in and share food else were being poor hosts. He suggested we weren’t reporting our tips, said give to ceaser what is ceasers; then get this he asked for a donation, saying and give to god what is gods. He held out his hand expectantly. Big ego. No tip. One of them left early and called in the watch. He actually looked like the one who had the money but he tossed it into a field across the way. 1* wouldn’t recommend. -
That bitch, Judas ain’t getting a seat, and one angel has a tiny ass, so 11.5 seats will do
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Joke ruines because of bad maths
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Instead of nailing it, u just screwed it.
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I love how this turned into an argument about math. I love the internet
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Can’t believe how long it took me but I got there in the end, haha
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Neither the math or joke make sense to me
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Stupid joke and it’s wrong.
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Dont worry, if you can comprehend simple mathematics, you’ll still make a great republican US senator.
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It was funnier on Family Guy
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This isn’t funny even if you had gotten the math right
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No. You only need two tables to seat 4 thousand people.
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it’s not a table with one side, they are at the bar
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I want to laugh at this joke but I haven’t heard both sides of it.
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24 dumb ass, 24
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Pretty sure thats a ricky gervais joke
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Plus one guy that is going to take a painting of us.
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Judas has to sit in a booster seat
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Math checks out. Thomas and Judas aren’t joining the meal this time around.
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Id love to be on the other side of that table. Then Jesus would be…..across…
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