I don’t remember what did i choose though
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I’ve met a fairy once and it granted me a choice; to have a big p*nis or a good memory…
32 responses to “I’ve met a fairy once and it granted me a choice; to have a big p*nis or a good memory…”
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The *exact* same thing happened to *me* once. Well, I said “once” but actually it was August 23rd, 2014, around 11:42 a.m. on a warm summer’s day (a high of 85 so I was in a sleeveless T and wearing my beige sandals), but anyway…
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How do you remember meeting the fairy ?
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You don’t have to edit the word “penis,” btw.
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You do remember having a choice.
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Fairy funny
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I forget where I heard this one already!
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You felt it necessary to censor the word *PENIS*, how quaint.
The average Redditor has slung out 3 cocks and a cunt by breakfast without batting an eye.
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Oh, c’mon. You do!
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Only enough blood to run one head at a time
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A few years back I met a genie and it agreed to give me either a better memory or a bigger dick… Wait have I told you this story before?
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glad you still remember meeting her.
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*also did I tell you about the time I met a fairy…
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Do transformers have to buy auto or life
Insurance? -
Jokes on you I’m an elephant
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Be careful what you wish for. My 12″ penis is this tiny little guy playing a piano
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I can’t remember how many times I’ve seen this joke here.
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Good job now you have a 1/2 inch p*nis. Should have been more specific. A fairy conception of big is very different from human’s .
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I’m content with my pp size, but my memory kinda ass so…
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Yet you remember the fairy and the scenario… OP has a baby penis
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It would have been funnier had you just repeated the title, but the joke still works
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Ib feel like it would be better if the punchline was, now, wait, what was i talking about?
I’m caught up on the fact that you remember talking to the fairy.
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Dick size = memory loss
Bigger the vein, the less you retain.
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Finally, an original joke.
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I’ll take the big wenis, I don’t want a good memory
-a trans guy, aka me
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Well, I …. , wait a minute, what was I going to say?
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Same thing happened to me, but i clearly remember it was a genie and not a fairy.
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“Around” implying he did not take the full power of the memory gain, instead electing to keep an inch of his penis. This is not what you meant?
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Jesus Christ, we’re going to shy away from even saying penis now?
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Told a slight variation of this yesterday over tts, so dumb yet so funny
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[This one](https://youtu.be/LZxWgIj6Js0)?
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My girlfriend said you got ripped off….in hindsight it’s a good thing you can’t remember.
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Better punchline: ” ….sorry, what was I saying?”
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