just open your fucking mouth ;p
We will be telling them tomorrow.
Edit: They didn’t take it that well, they just kept crying when we left them at gas station.
Edit 2: Oh, it’s all fine, a group of old men comforted them and brought them to their van for sweets, we left in good faith.
I find myself crying at the gas station too, but for different reasons.
“Son, I have something to tell you. You’re adopted.”
“Really?”
“Yes. Now pack your shit, they’re picking you up in ten minutes.”
Reminds me of this YT short.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YwC4Vsm5h0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YwC4Vsm5h0)
Atleast you left them at expensive place
“It wasn’t easy, but me and my wife decided we do not want children…”
…They were crying, a group of old men at a petrol station comforted them and took them into their van for sweets, we left in good faith
[That’s quite a decision.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2YwC4Vsm5h0)
“My wife and I”.
How many different versions of this joke are we getting today?
Their tears are the gas stations problem now
This all started from that vas deference joke
You mean a group of old men dressed in black robes
/r/comedyhomicide
You didn’t send them all to medical experiments?
Now one of us has to tell the grandkids…
So it’s a tear gas station now?
But that doesn’t explain the sewn on wig
Can’t wait to read what happens next in r/BestofRedditorUpdates
Enjoy it. Better have a lot of sex with her early because I heard about them wife things. Give it to her.
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