I can’t seem to make it thicker, fuller or longer lasting.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
It seems like no matter how much mascara I put on my penis….
5 responses to “It seems like no matter how much mascara I put on my penis….”
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Have you tried the curling iron?
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You are doing it all wrong, lipstick belongs on the penis
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Try foundation, first.
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You have to first remove all of the concealer.
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But damn it’s got a sexy wink
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