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It had to be Australia

A gecko lizard is walking through the Australian bush, heading toward the river for a drink.

On his walk he comes across a koala sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint and stops for a chat.

“Gidday, mate. What are you doing?”

The koala replies, “Smoking a joint, come up and join me. It’s bloody good gear!”

So the gecko climbs up and sits next to the koala and they share a joint. After a while the gecko says his mouth is now very dry and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the gecko is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. The current is quite strong and he starts to float away. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned gecko and helps him back to the shore.

He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”

The gecko explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new koala friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check out the stoned koala for himself. He walks into the bush and finds the tree where the koala is sitting in the fork of a gum tree, finishing a joint.

The crocodile looks up and says “Hey, Koala, you got any more of that grass?”

The koala looks down and says “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much water did you drink?”

12 responses to “It had to be Australia”

  1. Ralph--Hinkley Avatar

    I will never not laugh at this joke, probably because koalas always look stoned. Sloths are more associated with stoners, but i feel koalas need equal representation.

    Fight for stoner koalas!

  2. edlee98765 Avatar

    An American tourist in Australia got hit by a car.

    He woke up in a hospital with a doctor standing over him.

    He asked the doctor, “Did I come here to die?”

    The doctor replied, “Nah, mate, you came here yesterday.”

  3. MedStew57 Avatar

    My assumptions about the world have been shattered on so many levels throughout this joke

  4. Kingofsoysauce Avatar

    Last time when I was sober, it was the monkey handing g out the joint

  5. ZeroTheMemer Avatar

    This was so boring because I see this happen everyday near my house it gets annoying when they start speaking English dude

  6. Cazreal Avatar

    Oh man that was swell. I’ll be telling that one for a long time.

  7. I-Want-2C-You-Happy Avatar

    If I replace the drugs with cream crackers and the “Fuck” with “Gee whizz!” I can probably get away with telling this joke to my nieces and nephews.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  8. semigon Avatar

    took me a bit to get the joke, but the koala thinks the gecko drank so much water it turned into a crocodile

  9. blobbybob111 Avatar

    Should say g’day instead of gidday

  10. yawningangel Avatar

    It’s “g’day”

    Still funny as f though.

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