free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

In the middle of a bank robbery, a guy with no arms walks right in and says

Dont shoot. Im unarmed.


2 responses to “In the middle of a bank robbery, a guy with no arms walks right in and says”

  1. XueShiLong Avatar
    XueShiLong

    Great setup, made me click 🙂

  2. gps_reddit Avatar
    gps_reddit

    A man is walking along the beach when he sees a woman with no arms or legs lying on the beach. Having caught his interest, he walks up to the woman and asks her if there’s anything that he could help her with given her condition. She says, “well, it’s embarrassing but I’ve wanted for so long to be fucked.” The man smiles, picks her up into his arms and quickly throws her into the water. “Now you’re fucked!”

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