free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

I was devastated to hear that someone in my town was crushed under a skid of Canada Dry today.

Now i guess we’re both soda pressed.


3 responses to “I was devastated to hear that someone in my town was crushed under a skid of Canada Dry today.”

  1. SpellDostoyevsky Avatar
    SpellDostoyevsky

    You shouldn’t be so nonchalant about death, you should treat this horrible accident gingerly.

  2. iTanooki Avatar
    iTanooki

    I like to add sparkle to my life, with Canada Dry.

    https://youtu.be/-Dg9kwLfKjw

  3. JusticeParadise Avatar
    JusticeParadise

    Dude I literally dont get your joke

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