So I flipped over the table and chased him from the building with a whip.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I was angry at my friend and he sarcastically asked “what would Jesus do?”
9 responses to “I was angry at my friend and he sarcastically asked “what would Jesus do?””
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Hung out with hookers, then went fishing with my mates
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No need to be cross
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I found $50 on the sidewalk. Was tempted to keep it, but stopped and asked my self what would Jesus do? So i turned it into wine
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I worked putting logos on clothes at one point. Someone came in while doing so WWJD merchandise ‘Well he wouldn’t wear THAT’.
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Then I had my dad, who is old school, maul him with bears. And then flood the world.
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No loaves or fishes for you…
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Remember to curse the fig tree!
Sure, it’s not giving figs because it’s not fig season, but still . . .
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Set him on fire and sent him to hell.
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Terrible behaviour. I blame the parents
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