Turned out she was a cheetah.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I tried dating a cougar once.
25 responses to “I tried dating a cougar once.”
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Stop lion.
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i tried doing that too. but apparently cougars don’t exist in missions
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And from New England.
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These puns are gonna make me puma pants
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Panther? I barely know her!
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I know that feline.
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My god, there are some tenuous Lynx in here.
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I tried dating a cougar too. But apparently zoophilia is frowned upon
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Must have met her at a maul.
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Don’t be so catty.
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How To Date A Cougar. By Claude Bawels
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Put that relationship on paws!
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The easiest way to date a cougar without getting hurt ?
Being a zoologist and picking up Carbon-14 isotopes
otherwise, going to Los Gatos CA. literal and metaphorical cougars there
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Got catfish again.
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THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS
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Did not see that coming
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Funnily enough, cougars are cheetahs’ closest relatives.
Makes sense you’d confuse them. Better luck dating wild cats next time
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Did you cat her in the act?
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Did you leave her lion there?
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[I cheetah all the time](https://youtu.be/zq_2lmCXeDk)
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Something leopard something ate my face
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At least you had a gf.
I’m gazelle-ous.
*Yes! Groan, my lovelies! Groan!*
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I matched with a slightly older woman who played guitar a few years back on a dating app. My opening line was something to the effect of “I see you have a Fender Jaguar but *I* want to play with the cougar” and idk how but that shit worked.
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Lion bitch!
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Easy Tiger
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