Today is laundry day.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I saw my wife walk past me with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
37 responses to “I saw my wife walk past me with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.”
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So this actually happens in my house. Either she is wearing a sexy thong or no underwear, then I ask her if it’s for me or do we need to do the laundry.
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I don’t know if I should laugh or cry….I told my wife this joke, and she knew the answer. Sighhhhhh…..
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Sounds like you should just throw in the towel!
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I came home to see my wife wearing her sexiest lingerie. Turns out she was just leaving.
(Rough remembrance of a Rodney Dangerfield joke)
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The mail man is getting laid once you leave for work
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I’m assuming that was your clue because otherwise *you* would be the one wearing them?
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r/funnyandsad
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She going out with the girls tonight…
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Unfortunately this is NOT a joke. But I laughed because it’s true.
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How do you know the details of my life?
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That’s the only reason I have things. Emergency underwear.
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marriage to hot girl with a low libido is a surefire way to ensure you’re teased every day of your life with no promise of relief. I fucking hate it.
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As a married woman, this is so true.
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Means today is *meant* to be laundry day. When she walks past tomorrow naked, thats when you know the machine finally got turned on…
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She’s got a date with a cucumber
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Gosh! This is soooo true. I only put on thongs when everything’s in the hamper. Or go commando.
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Amateur. That’s walk-around-in-my-bathrobe day.
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I wear Spandex shorts as underwear on laundry day. And go swish, swish, swish all day long.
My sexy shit…I wear that the day after.
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Launderie.
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Ok, but why were you wearing her sexiest underwear?
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/r/DeadBedrooms
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Your wife’s boyfriend is getting laid tonight.
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Sexy lingerie is uncomfortable. It’s either comfy cotton panties or no underwear at all for me. The pandemic has changed us all.
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Truth
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At least something is getting a load of stuff in it.
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Marriage life , can relate
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Or she is going out with “the girls”
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Nice one. Have an upvote
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She has a date tonight?
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Do you suffer from erectile disfunction?
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Your stepson’s home from college.
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That’s kinda sad
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Ok, so, like… Why do people wait until they have *literally* no clothes left to do the laundry? Like I get waiting until you get low, ya know, save money and all that, but, like, I’ve never waited so long I had 0 shirts and zero pants, why do some people do that consistently? Is one more shirt really that important in a load?
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Good that you still feel your wife sexy 🙂
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It’s for her boyfriend with the butterscotch tele
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/r/AreTheStraightsOK
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Relatable…
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