I went “omg that looks like mine” and ran all the way home, but luckily mine was still chained up asking for food
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I once saw a kid riding a bike.
6 responses to “I once saw a kid riding a bike.”
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If you like jokes like this, check out Emo Philips.
“When I was little, my mom used to feed me with a spoon, and say, ‘Choo choo choo! Open up, here comes the train” …and If I didn’t eat it, she wouldn’t untie me from the tracks.”
“My favorite day of the year used to always be that first snowfall. As the ground became coated in white, I would get SO excited, run to the back door, and yell, “It’s snowing, it’s snowing!!! You know the deal, you have to let me in, now!”
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???
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This kinda should go in twosentencehorror…
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Legends say the kid is still chained up but now he’s an adult
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The version where it is s black guy is funnier
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Nope, not good.
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