That way it will never come for me.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I hope death is a woman
30 responses to “I hope death is a woman”
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“Sorry, it’s the antidepressants”
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It’s only the nice people who die, that’s why I’m a c*nt. you never go to a funeral and hear “the bloke was a real c*nt, he deserves to be dead”
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I’m afraid OP that you are going to be in for a rather *nasty* surprise…
(HINT : when that time draws nigh, you might want to bend over)
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If anything like Jesus…the second coming might take even longer that the first.
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becuz birth was ugly atleast death would be beautiful
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Unfortunately he’s a man.
And he’ll come too soon.
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I too hope death is a woman as i have seen how poorly the men in my family organize big events.
TFW dad forgot to prepare his protective gear for the wedding when the plan was to arrive at the venue by motorcycle.
In other news, a bride trying to wear protective motorcycle gear over her dress looks ridiculous.
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I hope death is a man.
That way my expectations will never be met.
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I hope death is a woman. I’ll at least once feel the touch of a woman.
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I just ruined the 69 comments as the 70th comment
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that way she’ll never take me out
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r/kamikazebywords
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She will still come, just in a way that leaves you both disappointed.
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The speciality of this joke is that it can, and cannot be NSFW at the same time
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I’ll be ready to take you to the afterlife in 5 more minutes.
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Where are you taking me?
I don’t care. You decide.
Can you take me to heaven?
No, I took someone to heaven recently.
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Ha ha ha
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You’re like inverse Thanos
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It’ll suck your soul out of your body
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On the opposite side, I remember somebody said, death came over her.
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I’d come for you as long as my husband is watching.
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If Death”s a woman you can expect a long, drawn-out, painful demise. It’s called marriage.
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In Neil Gaiman’s Sandman universe, yes she is.
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Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
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But it can make you come!
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“DEATH!”
“Yes my mortal companion?”
“You have a pick up!”
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*Looks at Neil Gaiman’s interpretation of Death*
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“That way, it’ll take so much time getting ready that it’ll never get around to getting me.”
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I hope Death is like how Terry Pratchett wrote him
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Oh I feel you
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oh dis good joke
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