So I turned it into wine.
So I turned it into wine.
When I was a young lad in Sunday school, I was taught to remember “WWJD” in times of strife – What Would Jesus Do?
Now im grown I still remember WWJD, except it now stands for Who Wants Jack Daniels?
Has anyone lost a large roll of 20-dollar bills in a rubber band?
Because we found the rubber band.
When I was a kid I prayed to Jesus every night to bring me a bike but he never did. Then I remembered that’s not how Jesus works, so I stole one and asked for his forgiveness.
…or you could have invested it and turned it into more money. JC was know to make things multiply…remember the story about the little fishes?
I gave it to my friend, Mary the hooker.
Jesus saves, so you put it in your account?
I took my friends out to dinner. We got a table for 20 and all set on one side.
And ye shall walk boldly into the quarters of the harlots, and sprinkle them with holy water from thine sprout.
Wow! If this is original it’s fantastic
Give it to the poor…
…strippers down to the club!
You lit it on fire and sent it to hell?
And gave Mary Magdalene some work.
If Jesus found dollar coins on the street he would probably have a hard time holding them.
Well, if you ask other people gathering money on the street corner, you could make it into wine, mad-dog, colt45… To paraphrase the great Cal Naughton Jr. – “My Jesus likes to party”
Turn that poop into wine
I don’t get it
>I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, “What would Jesus do?”
So anyway, I moved in with twelve gullible guys and told them to eat of my body and drink of my blood…
*So I put it in a fish’s mouth.*
Give 10% to charity and go to Vegas
Local dock sales had mostly crap seltzers and Mexican beer the other week. So I asked myself What Would Jesus Drink
He’d use it to help people, so you should go give it to some strippers
Never been to the Vatican? He would probably hoard it along with all the gold and riches the church accumulates.
The difference between Jews and Christians is that moses would have invested the money.
Jesus turned WATER into WINE, not money.
What? A joke on here without sexual connotations? So the internet isn’t really the sanctuary of perverts and incels.
Remember now, Jesus would have also contributed to the wealth of his mother, a prostitute.
this sub need balance
You ruined the joke. The original joke had the context of you seeing someone dropping the money. Your version makes no sense as there’s nothing wrong about taking money from a street if you don’t know who it belongs to.
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