So I turned it into wine.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, “What would Jesus do?”
28 responses to “I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, “What would Jesus do?””
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When I was a young lad in Sunday school, I was taught to remember “WWJD” in times of strife – What Would Jesus Do?
Now im grown I still remember WWJD, except it now stands for Who Wants Jack Daniels?
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Has anyone lost a large roll of 20-dollar bills in a rubber band?
Because we found the rubber band.
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When I was a kid I prayed to Jesus every night to bring me a bike but he never did. Then I remembered that’s not how Jesus works, so I stole one and asked for his forgiveness.
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…or you could have invested it and turned it into more money. JC was know to make things multiply…remember the story about the little fishes?
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I gave it to my friend, Mary the hooker.
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Jesus saves, so you put it in your account?
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I took my friends out to dinner. We got a table for 20 and all set on one side.
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And ye shall walk boldly into the quarters of the harlots, and sprinkle them with holy water from thine sprout.
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Wow! If this is original it’s fantastic
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Give it to the poor…
…strippers down to the club!
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You lit it on fire and sent it to hell?
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And gave Mary Magdalene some work.
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If Jesus found dollar coins on the street he would probably have a hard time holding them.
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Well, if you ask other people gathering money on the street corner, you could make it into wine, mad-dog, colt45… To paraphrase the great Cal Naughton Jr. – “My Jesus likes to party”
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Turn that poop into wine
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I don’t get it
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>I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, “What would Jesus do?”
So anyway, I moved in with twelve gullible guys and told them to eat of my body and drink of my blood…
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*So I put it in a fish’s mouth.*
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Give 10% to charity and go to Vegas
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Local dock sales had mostly crap seltzers and Mexican beer the other week. So I asked myself What Would Jesus Drink
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He’d use it to help people, so you should go give it to some strippers
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Never been to the Vatican? He would probably hoard it along with all the gold and riches the church accumulates.
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The difference between Jews and Christians is that moses would have invested the money.
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Jesus turned WATER into WINE, not money.
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What? A joke on here without sexual connotations? So the internet isn’t really the sanctuary of perverts and incels.
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Remember now, Jesus would have also contributed to the wealth of his mother, a prostitute.
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this sub need balance
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You ruined the joke. The original joke had the context of you seeing someone dropping the money. Your version makes no sense as there’s nothing wrong about taking money from a street if you don’t know who it belongs to.
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