They gave me a laxative.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
I asked for the cheapest contraceptive.
8 responses to “I asked for the cheapest contraceptive.”
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This is a shitty joke
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I expected a swift kick to the junk
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Q: What do lawyers use for contraception?
A: Their personalities
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An aspirin is cheaper. It’s held between the girl’s knees 🙂
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Saran wrap was the best they could do
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Couldn’t they find you a bus timetable?
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… And then they cut off my penis.
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uh… I think you need to have a private talk with your Adult or Guardian…
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