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How many ska musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to drop the bulb and two to yell “pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!!!”


11 responses to “How many ska musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?”

  1. 1981mph Avatar
    1981mph

    How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Zero. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

    or

    One but the guitarist has to show him how to do it.

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    How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one. They put the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around them.

  2. Academic-Message-771 Avatar
    Academic-Message-771

    If no one is playing a trombone it isn’t ska.

  3. SoniKzone Avatar
    SoniKzone

    *So here I am*

  4. Frank-Dr3bin Avatar
    Frank-Dr3bin

    Oi

  5. Smellyviscerawallet Avatar
    Smellyviscerawallet

    3. One to change the light bulb and two horn players to say “Yeah, I could’ve done that…”.

  6. callatista Avatar
    callatista

    How many sound engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One..two.. one. Two.

    How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? …a 1,2,3,4

  7. LicenceToBill Avatar
    LicenceToBill

    But they still haven’t changed the lightbulb. So how many does it take? More than 3 I guess.

  8. BigDaddyCool17 Avatar
    BigDaddyCool17

    *Tony Hawk intensifies*

  9. _malaikatmaut_ Avatar
    _malaikatmaut_

    Love this thread

  10. Rum_N_Napalm Avatar
    Rum_N_Napalm

    But how much time does it take to change it?

    Less than Jake

  11. fretfulmushroom Avatar
    fretfulmushroom

    I don’t know, but I do know it doesn’t take any reggae musicians because ska came before reggae.

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