…and it still can’t see the last time you got laid.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Have you guys seen the new image from James Webb telescope yet? I heard it looks back in time like 13.7 billion years…
35 responses to “Have you guys seen the new image from James Webb telescope yet? I heard it looks back in time like 13.7 billion years…”
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But we now finally have pics from the first time OPs mom got laid.
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But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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it’s also taking photos of some of the biggest objects in the universe, yet it still can’t fit an image of your mom
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That’s cause it sees near infrared, and when I make love it’s X-RAYted
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Upvoting for brutal accuracy lol
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Jokes on you! I’m married so I know exactly which decade I got laid last! Ha!
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Jeez tho, how far are we going to have to step back before we can get your mom in the viewfinder?
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Obviously it can’t see what hasn’t happened
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I feel personally attacked by this…
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The r/pics post by u/nasa was literally right above this one for me
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Still can’t see the end of the train doing your mom.
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It was called the Big Bang.
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If you zoom in with a microscope you still cannot see OP’s pp.
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I heard it can even see the curvature of your mom
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I love this joke so much, thank you OP.
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well it is technically true; the James Webb is focused away from Earth
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Redditors don’t get to have sex
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Bruh, I haven’t gotten laid my guy. Good thing for a 15 year old
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BRUTAL!?!? lol ?
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Let’s see if you get 13.7k on this.
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Not fair – I got laid *at least* 100 million years *after* that!
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Admittedly true, that big bang was too long ago.
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Truly classic gambit, well delivered.
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Almost to Biden’s birthday.
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And I see Kenny shorting GME.
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Or original reddit jokes.
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Hahahahaha! Funny!
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It’s too recent, the image is blurry because it’s out of focus at that range.
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It must not be looking at your moms bed
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Wow, can’t even tell if it’s funny because it’s true or it hurts because it’s true…
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Yo momma so ugly she can part water by looking at it.
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That’s because I was in a black hole aka OP mom’s vagina
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Shots fired
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It looks way back in time… just like my Wife
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Finally we get pics of a young Elisabeth II.
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