Guy prays hard to God asking to win the lottery. A week goes by but he doesn’t win. The next week, he prays again even harder asking God to help him win the lottery. No dice again though. For a third time, he pulls out all the stops and prays SO DAMN HAAAARRDD to win the lottery, but again is rebuffed by God’s will.

Guy asks God in his next prayer why he wouldn’t help him win the lottery, despite his extremely swole supplication.

God responds to him saying, “Maybe help me out a little here and buy a damn ticket!”