Guy: “So, what kind of movies do you like?”
Girl: “I like movies where I need a tissue.”
Guy: “Oh my god! Me too!”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Guy and a Girl on a first date.
13 responses to “Guy and a Girl on a first date.”
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A real jerker.
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They could make the perfect movie
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They can use the same tissue.
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r/watchitfortheplot
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I hate that I got the joke in first try
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My wife asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies. So I fucked her up the arse and came on her face. Apparently we watch different movies.
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And then they both watched The Iron Giant together and lived happily ever after.
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Wait, do girls cry after they cum too?
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A well made jerk
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I watched Schindler’s List the other night. My mate told me to have a box of tissues ready but there was fuck all to wank about.
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Didn’t get it :/
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That was a cheesy line.
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I hate that I got the joke in first try
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