just open your fucking mouth ;p
When God made Canadians, he made them polite, peace-loving, and nice.
But the Devil said, “you are disturbing the balance of nature”.
God thought about it, and said, “you are right. But I don’t want to undo my work.”
Devil: “well, there is only one way to fix this.”
So God created Canadian Geese.
Canadian here. Sorry about the geese. Just don’t look them in the eye.
“You got a problem with canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.”
-Wayne-
Fuckin degens from upcountry.
There’s a reason we are so polite, we gotta put the anger somewhere… thus the invention of the Canadian anger vessel, known to the rest of the world as Canadian Geese
Never hate on Canadian geese or mcMurray will come after you
I thought this was going to be: so God created Florida/Texas/USA.
Flying cobra chickens!
They’re Canada Geese. Even Canadians disown them
The three men that discovered Canada decided to name it by drawing a letter each from a bag of scrabble tiles. The first letter drawn was ‘C’ and so it was announced “C eh”
I’ve heard Canada geese are tasty. I’m not sure how to prove it though?
Canada Geeses are the most majestic of all the ornithologies!!!
I’d like to know the story of murder hornets
Nah geese are always assholes. Take the uk for example (home contry for me) you even go passed them they will his at you and I’ve not seen it but they probably stab people over their bread (like Londoners and 20 quid)
You get my non-angry upvote of the day for this joke!
Not as bad as the moose
The one plus I anticipated from early covid was that we would all start eating Canada geese
We all should be more concerned about moose. Ever seen a moose run at full speed or dive down in water? And God forbid one’s on the middle of the road at night. They say don’t swerve, but you’d better swerve instead of hit a moose.
I totally thought this was going to be a “crappy American neighbours” joke and then laughed out loud when it was the cobra chickens. Had to fight to stop my dog chasing a pack of them in the beach today – she wouldn’t have stood a chance
I thought he responded “Just look at who, I’m giving them as neighbours”
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