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Geometry and Spiderman

Peter Parker (aka Spiderman) is taking geometry in high school and, surprisingly, has a lot of trouble with it, especially when it comes to circles.

He asks his girlfriend, Mary Jane, for help figuring out the circumference of a circle. Mary Jane tries explaining it a few different ways, but he still doesn’t get it. She tries one last time:

“Imagine that you have a group of villains surrounding you. You jump up, swing around and wrap them with a single strand of web. The length of that single strand of web that you use to wrap the villains would be the ‘circumference.’”

Spiderman gives her a blank stare, “but I still don’t know how to find the length of the web, this circumference?”

Exasperated, Mary Jane, “we went over this many times, don’t you remember it, Spidey?”


6 responses to “Geometry and Spiderman”

  1. LXndR3100 Avatar
    LXndR3100

    “Spidey?” —> pi D
    Is that the punchline, if so, clever, but took me half the day to decipher and made it lose it’s funny

  2. Evening_Pangolin_165 Avatar
    Evening_Pangolin_165

    I really don’t get this.

  3. OskarTheRed Avatar
    OskarTheRed

    Oh dear lord, this one got obscure

  4. SadLaser Avatar
    SadLaser

    Mary Jane never calls him Spidey. She’d call him Peter.

  5. All-I-See-Is-Ashes Avatar
    All-I-See-Is-Ashes

    A genius to rival Reed Richards can’t figure out the circumference of a circle?

  6. dduckquack Avatar
    dduckquack

    Radius, MJ. Radius.

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