Me: “I can’t stop singing Barenaked Ladies.”
Priest: “How long has it been since your last confession?”
Me: “It’s been…”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…”
21 responses to ““Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…””
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A guy goes to see his doctor.
Guy: You have to help me Doc, I can’t stop singing “What’s New Pussycat”!
Doc: Sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Guy: Is it rare?
Doc: IT’S NOT UNUSUAL….
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Ah, if I had a $1,000,000 for every time I’ve heard that joke.
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Told that one to my wife, and we both started singing the song very loud.
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Not as long as Sinead. She’s been 7 hours and 15 days.
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Priest: “How long has it been since your last confession?”
Me: It has been five inches for most of my life, why?
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“Yesterday, I ran over Boris Johnson.”
“My son, I’m here to listen to your sins. Not your community service.”
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Who started singing in your head ?
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one week since we got to see cheatin’ lovers and cousins that marry
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That punchline was hot like wasabi!
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Guy goes to the doctor:
Guy: doctor for the last week and a half I keep having the compulsion to tell stories like cinderella, snow white or Hanzel and Gretel.
Doctor: It sounds like you have fairy tale syndrome or FTS. It’s fairly common; even I have the condition.
Guy: when did yours begin?
Doctor: oh, once upon a time.
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If I know priests, you wouldn’t talk so clearly with your mouth full, boy.
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This joke is just like the rest in this sub, it’s all been done before.
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Haha I can hear the song in my head
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“… it was an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.”
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It´s been nearly fourteen billion years.
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I don’t understand what you mean… but I soon will.
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A dental surgeon would have gone for a deeper cut.
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Lol, omg this one actually got me.
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i dont get it
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Dominatarix: for the last time its “sorry daddy I have been a boy.”
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