free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

[First Date] Her: Let’s go get a drink and see where it goes.

Him: I’m almost sure it goes in your mouth.


2 responses to “[First Date] Her: Let’s go get a drink and see where it goes.”

  1. Sicon45 Avatar
    Sicon45

    I was on a 1st date and a 9 was telling me where she came from: “I was reared in the mountains”, she said. “Did it hurt?, I asked. And so began a life saga where I can honestly say I’ve joked myself out of more intimate contact than I’d care to admit. On the other hand, it’s best to know if they can keep up from the start.

  2. coke_is_it Avatar
    coke_is_it

    Sometimes it goes in the mouth but usually it goes in the [nsfw] or the [really nsfw]

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