free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

During my check-up

I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?”

He replied, “I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now.”

I said, “I don’t go in for any of that astrology nonsense.”

He replied, “Neither do I. My thermometer just broke.”

4 responses to “During my check-up”

  1. pash5050 Avatar

    nice twist. Love it!

  2. jonesgently Avatar


  3. Waitsfornoone Avatar

    PLT: Always make sure your medical malpractice insurance is paid up before telling patients you screwed up.

  4. Hot-Dig-2413 Avatar

    What’s the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer ?

    The taste

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