When parents ask him what went down between them Jimmy says it was going well till Santa asked him who his favorite president was and he told him it was Obama. So Santa asked him for his next favorite president on and on and Jimmy diligently answered one by one – Abraham Lincoln, JFK, The Roosevelts, Woodrow Wilson….., Biden, The Bush’s, Nixon till he had exhausted all the names of presidents in US history.
Santa then gave him a little speech loud enough so everyone could hear some of it “If you ask me and Ive seen a lot of them BELIEVE ME! I’ve been around a lot and you can talk to anyone there’s never been a PRESIDENT like DONALD J TRUMP. This is what the FAKE, LYING liberal media does not want you to know…”
“And so” says an exasperated Jimmy “I politely whispered in his ears Mr Trump may I please have my present now?”
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