just open your fucking mouth ;p
“Of course miss” Johnny replies “my father actually said it when we were talking yesterday”.
“Can you repeat it for the class and tell us how he used it in a sentence?”
“Yes, miss. We were watching the neighbour take his garbage out when his bin tipped over spilling rubbish all over the driveway, dad said ‘it’s going to take the contagious to pick all that up.”
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In Australian classrooms, this is an A.
Everytime I hear the word cunt I always picture Butcher from the boys and here in Ireland we use that word a lot.
I don’t get it.
I love little Jonny jokes…as Mexicans, we got Juanito jokes.
Took me agious to get it.
Teacher: “Little Johnny, can you use the word ‘urinate’ in a sentence?”
Little Johnny: “On a scale from 1 to 10, urinate.”
He got a B.
water yawn bout?
Took me a moment but then I laughed. Good job!
take my award u legend!
I heard it this way:
“My Dad and I were sitting on the front porch watching the old lady next door picking up leaves one at a time and Dad said, ‘It’s going to take the contagious doing it that way.’ “
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
My mother (yeah, she was a foul-mouthed fucker) told me this joke when I was about 8 or 9.
Adults here needing it explained? Fuck.
I had to say it out loud a couple of times, but then I laughed.
i don’t get it
I didn’t get it until reading that out loud with propper ‘accentuation’ of the word ‘contagious’ ?
For a second i thought it said Johnny English in the little
His father is Butcher.
This joke works best using an Irish accent
I think it work better if it read “….watching the neighbor take **her** garbage out when **her** bin tipped over….”.
Otherwise, good joke.
Damn
Wow. When I made an effort to learn other languages (Espanol, Bahasa Indonesia) I didn’t expect everyone else to dumb it down for me. I guess I should have! Fuck putting in effort, it’s *everyone else’s job* to do it for me!
I don’t get it.
Uh, never heard of a student addressing his teacher as “miss”. Is this a regional thing? In the US, an elderly person might address a much younger woman as miss, but a younger person would never use that with an older woman.
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