free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Driving Questionnaire

A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station:

Q: Has your driver’s license ever been suspended or revoked?

“No, never.”

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a DUI?

“Oh yes, lots of times!”

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a driving-related felony?

“Yeah, three of them.”

At this point, the officer stopped to ask: “well wait a minute, if you have all of these DUIs and felonies, how come your license has never been suspended or revoked?”

The man responds: “Never got one.”

One response to “Driving Questionnaire”

  1. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    And then the officer remembered that all police *always ask to see the license first.*

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *