A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station:

Q: Has your driver’s license ever been suspended or revoked?

“No, never.”

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a DUI?

“Oh yes, lots of times!”

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a driving-related felony?

“Yeah, three of them.”

At this point, the officer stopped to ask: “well wait a minute, if you have all of these DUIs and felonies, how come your license has never been suspended or revoked?”

The man responds: “Never got one.”