A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Is it true that Democrats are generally considered to be more attractive than Republicans?” he asks the bartender. “Well, have you every heard of a hot piece of elephant?” the bartender responds.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Democrats are sexier than Republicans
19 responses to “Democrats are sexier than Republicans”
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Actually believe the first bunch of responders didn’t make the donkey- ass connection – LOL!
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My right half brain : “I’ve never seen a hot piece of donkey either”
My left half brain : “Someone get me out of this skull !!”
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But they sometimes have junk in their trunks
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George Carlin: “Have you noticed that most of the people that are against abortion are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place?”
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My favorite political joke was from Bush v Gore:
George Bush is trying to get less violent shows on television and Al Gore wants less nudity. So, basically Bush wants less gore, and Gore wants less bush.
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> hot piece of elephant
So I briefly dated this um larger girl who referred to *herself* as an elephant. She was large, and on the pretty side, but what made her really hot was her attitude and interests. So, the answer is “weirdly, yes!”.
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not a politic joke again
let’s not talk about elephant in the room will ya
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I am not an american. Can some one please explain the joke. Thanks in advance.
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Well I think elephants are much more attractive than asses.
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Meanwhile, there aren’t too many using the insults of wise elephant, smart elephant, dumb elephant, fat elephant (maybe that one, but not as often),…
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Ha! Took me a moment.
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Is the bar scenario necessary for this joke? Much more to the point with
_Why are Democrats considered sexier than Republicans?_
_Have you ever heard of a hot piece of elephant?_
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This joke reminds me of this; [click](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C12wbw1UkAAtvH4.jpg)
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There’s more uglier older republicans but just as many ugly young dems
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I like this joke, it works on so many levels too.
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When the caption is the punchline.
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False. Whenever I’m on a date with someone new, my date’s friends ask them, “who’s the elephant?” I don’t know what it means, but I always find it to be a nice compliment.
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