A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’
‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife.
‘I do,’ says the man.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Deathbed wish…
4 responses to “Deathbed wish…”
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Who’s joe?
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Starting the timer right now, let’s see how much it take for the hivemind to cite the sub
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This actually happened to me – and sure enough a few months later, she *did* marry the jerk.
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