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Deathbed wish…

A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’

‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife.

‘I do,’ says the man.

4 responses to “Deathbed wish…”

  1. pikapika200 Avatar

    Who’s joe?

  2. editable_ Avatar

    Starting the timer right now, let’s see how much it take for the hivemind to cite the sub

  3. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    This actually happened to me – and sure enough a few months later, she *did* marry the jerk.

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