6 responses to “Congratu-fucking-lations to me! I’m a novice screenwriter and I just signed a contract with the parent company of Universal Pictures!”

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   [deleted]

   July 17, 2022

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   PappaDukes

   July 17, 2022

   Spoken like a true novice screenwriter!

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   Prior-Evening-95

   July 17, 2022

   I… don’t get it.

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   Username_Chks_Out

   July 17, 2022

   I first read this joke in a book (yes, a book) explaining the mysteries of new technology
   – digital photography and Photoshop. Scott Kelby introduced a chapter by saying that he was pretty excited about taking on a two year contract with none other than National Geographic. 24 issues delivered to his door!

   Not saying it’s a bad joke or anything because I will probably use it tomorrow at a lunch with ex-colleagues. Just dates back at least a decade and a half.

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   crispy_in_milk

   July 17, 2022

   Mark my word after about a year your payment is going to go up by like 30% and that’s just the beginning.

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   CliffLake

   July 17, 2022

   Now you just have to work your way to the other side of the screen! Easy peasy lemon squeezy…if you know that chick from the Ring…Otherwise you’re going to have to work your fingers to the bone actually WORKING for it. Good luck with that. I’d start the video tape search this weekend, you earned the break.

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