free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Chore time at the house. My daughter was freaking out at the sight of the plates, cups, bowls, et cetera stacked in the sink. I looked at her reassuringly and told her…

Dishes not the time to panic.


6 responses to “Chore time at the house. My daughter was freaking out at the sight of the plates, cups, bowls, et cetera stacked in the sink. I looked at her reassuringly and told her…”

  1. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    She snapped back, “Better wash what you’re saying!”

  2. Thanos_Stomps Avatar
    Thanos_Stomps

    Sean Connery had solicited a hooker once and said, ma’am I’d love it if you would sit on my face.

    Well, needless to say he never made that request again.

  3. kcp1986 Avatar
    kcp1986

    Lol, take my upvote

  4. theabandonedcereal Avatar
    theabandonedcereal

    r/angryupvote

  5. incal Avatar
    incal

    r/shubreddit

  6. theabandonedcereal Avatar
    theabandonedcereal

    I feel like this would have been in one of ryan higa’s videos, like one of his older ones

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